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PBFH has finally finished her abuse & anger management classes, almost 5 months after the court deadline that cost her her visitation. She sent word to gr8Dad's ds that she was allowed to see them now. We did not tell his dd.

We now believe that she sent a message to her, as well. She has become distraught & severely depressed & is back in the hospital.

Her therapist is writing a letter reccommending reconciliation counseling before visitation & that visitation be supervised. gr8 will take it to the court tomorrow & ask for a TO for it.

Please pray for a good outcome for this mess.

 

Chinese couple gets married-and she's a virgin.

 Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

 On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as  her

husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten."

 "I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting !"

 "Jus  anyting you want, you say."

 

"Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

 

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for

her request.

 

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ...... numba 69."

 

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

 

 

Eventually, in a  puzzled tone he queries............

 

"You want...Beef wif Broccori?"

 

The Texan...............

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a
guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he
yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too ... see?" the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen
says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The
light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he
immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a
double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car
and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the
Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he
pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels
somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified
Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks
out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"

"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"



You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

Would everyone please storm the heavens with prayers. We may have a major medical crisis. We are waiting for test results. Won't know for a few more days. Will update as soon as we have an answer.
Thank you all! Please pray that they are wrong.

msme & family

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

I just called J C Penny & Dillards at our mall & ask if they sold them. I was told that they were aware of them & would not be selling them.

How about if we also take the time to contact the major stores & thank them for not selling them.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

I just spoke with our School Superintendant & told him about it. He said that he would notify all principals in his district & inform them that any child wearing any of these shirts will be sent home.

I hope everyone will call their superintendent now.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

Judge: No Abortion Notification for NH Parents

 
Over the holidays you probably missed the news that a federal judge in New Hampshire struck down that state's parental notification law. The judge said it was unconstitutional, clearing the way for young girls to undergo abortions without their parent's knowledge. This outrageous ruling is the latest example of an activist judge allowing the politics of abortion to overrule common sense and the will of the people. In every national poll, the American public has overwhelmingly embraced the notion that parents should be told if their minor daughter is having an abortion. The judge's determination that such notification is unconstitutional shows just how lost our judiciary truly is. In public schools around the nation students cannot be given so much as a baby aspirin without a parent's consent. For this judge to say that parents have no business being notified of their daughter's imminent abortion is a miscarriage of justice, and it further endangers the young girls who will now have only a Planned Parenthood 'saleswoman' from which to receive counsel.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

This is a great site. Santa has left on his trip & you can watch NORAD track him. The video downloads are choppy but then run great when finished.

http://www.noradsanta.org/english/home/index.html

The best greeting site I have seen is this one.

http://198.30.217.62/2001admission/

Enjoy it & consider it my wish to all of you, even though it comes from Ashland University. May the best of this year be the worst of next year for all of us. Merry Christmas & a Happy new year. God bless you &
yours.

msme (Betty) & family

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

Just got this link for a new Christmas song.

http://www.minibite.com/christmas/fartedonsanta.htm

It is soooooo cute.

Happy Holidays everyone!

msme

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!