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A Joke to make u smile... no soapbox here today

Started by mudbunnies, Dec 04, 2003, 05:37:16 AM

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A lonely spinster, aged 73, decided that it was time to get married.

She put an ad in the local paper that read, "HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MYAGE GROUP(70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUSTSTILL BE GOODIN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

"On the second day she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs.

The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Just look at you...you have no legs"!

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. You don't have any hands either"!

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you"!

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang thedoorbell, didn't I?"



may we all find happiness that brings all of our families members together one day.