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Bolivar

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« on: Sep 02, 2004, 08:04:17 AM »
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? ????

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,, - and Attitude will get you there,, - it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top


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RE: Humor
« Reply #1 on: Sep 02, 2004, 10:39:30 AM »
lmao ain't that the truth asskissing goes a long way, just ask Mr. Buttkisser that I know.

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RE: Humor
« Reply #2 on: Sep 02, 2004, 04:10:46 PM »
Good one! LOVE IT

 

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