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Thought this group might appreciate this one.


A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody
of their children posed a problem.  The mother jumped to her feet and
protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children.  The judge asked for his side
of the story, too.  After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the
chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a
Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"



Don't laugh -- the man won!


"Children learn what they live"

Loved that! Thanks! (big smile on my face!)

LMAO!!   HEEE HEEE!!

:)



**These are my opinions, they are not legal advice**