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Title: This works for me...
Post by: msme on Apr 25, 2005, 02:52:38 PM
GONNA BE A BEAR
 
      In this life I'm a woman.
      In my next life, I'd like to come back as a
      bear.
      When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
      You do nothing but sleep for six months.
      I could deal with that.
 
      Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
      yourself stupid.
      I could deal with that, too.
 
      When you're a girl bear, you birth your children
      (who are the size of walnuts) while you're
      sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly
      cubs.
      I could definitely deal with that.
 
      If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
      business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
      If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
      I could deal with that.
 
      If you're a bear, your mate expects that you
      wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy
      legs and excess body fat.
 
      Yup, gonna be a bear!    

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!
Title: Love it ...nm
Post by: SadStepMom on Apr 26, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
:)
Title: RE: Me too. Barring that...
Post by: junglechicken on Apr 26, 2005, 12:01:07 PM
I'm gonna be a bird.  So I can sh!t on anyone who caused me problems in this life.

First stop...bm!  Gonna stop by a big old berry bush on my way to her!  ;)
Title: Hilarious!
Post by: kitten on Apr 26, 2005, 01:32:51 PM
LOL! )(
Title: Need prayers...
Post by: msme on Apr 26, 2005, 03:01:10 PM
Glad Y'all enjoyed it. I don't get on much lately cuz my puter fried. I am flying to Philly tomorrow to finally go to court to hopefully get the money my mother gave me released. My stepbrother sued me for it & all my accounts have been frozen for almost 2 years. It has been a big mess. Please pray that I am successful. The Trial is Monday.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!
Title: RE: Need prayers...
Post by: kitten on Apr 27, 2005, 05:52:24 AM
Good luck to you, msme.  
Title: RE: Me too. Barring that...
Post by: Kitty C. on Apr 27, 2005, 07:16:06 AM
Just make sure it's LOADED with mulberries.......those stains will NOT come out, LOL!
Title: So... HOw'd it GO???? (nm)
Post by: 4honor on May 03, 2005, 08:54:54 PM
Just wondering
Title: Thank you, Thank you, thank you.....
Post by: msme on May 04, 2005, 06:30:20 AM
Thank you, everyone, for all your prayers. I blew him out of the water. The case was terminated cuz they presented no evidence & no cause. Of course the fact that I got him to show himself when I was questioning him really finished it off.

They have 10 days to protest the ruling but the bank's lawyers say that they don't think they will. Also my brother heard his lawyer say to him, "Well, that was an exercise in futility."

Party Time!!!!!

Thanks again. You will see more of me as soon as I get my new puter.

Hugs to all & God Bless
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