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Main Forums => General Issues => Topic started by: flewwellin on Aug 17, 2005, 03:34:16 PM
I had to share this with you guys!
Worst First Date Story
>
> We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you
> how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with
> Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
> date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
> experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
> prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
> were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
> mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had
> that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
> room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
> it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
> and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
> stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
> car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
> let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was
> a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was
> the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
> situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
> firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
> apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
> answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
> that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
> situation was, they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it
> would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
> icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
> his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
> hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you thought
> your first date was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment .
>
> "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."