Actually, I would have fun rubbing that title in too...
My EX and fake-wife married in the church only after our divorce....they never registered their marriage in with the state.
So yep, I WAS his first wife, Thankfully his EX-wife, and the only true wife he has had....
That's why I call her fake-wife -- they're not legal.
But she took on his last name, so no one in town realizes the farce that they present.
That's the part that bothers me -- no one realized (to include the 5 kids in their blended family) that they're not married.
But the truth will come out -- and they'll probably never get married so she doesn't lose the money she collects from the government every month.
Now I'm a second-wife -- and the fact that I wasn't first, doesn't bother me at all -- because I'm the WIFE, period.