OT but a "Friend?" sent me this & on my........

[msme]

59th bday, to boot. LOL  He said that I told him this. LOL

"Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were
 the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I
 got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been
 done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did
 we go round and round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this ol'lady. Even though I am a
 senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!
        I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year;
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'That in one year they would pay for themselves.' "

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!