Santa's protesting federal court for equal rights

[joni]

Federal Class Action Law Suit in Michigan Dismissed.....for now

The motion hearing drew approximately 33 members of the public to the courtroom galley and it was abundantly clear that these private citizens represented a true tapestry of the American family. Three attorneys were in attendance to support our cause and the State was represented by an assistant attorney general. For tactical reasons the plaintiff withdrew the complaint without prejudice to refile and plans are in motion to re-urge the complaint curing some known defects in the pleadings. While this may appear to be a setback, it is actually viewed as a shrewd move to reposition the complaint on firmer legal grounds.

PROTEST OUTSIDE THE FEDERAL COURTHOUSE

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T'was the night before Christmas....FOC (Friend of the Court in Michigan...affectionately referred to as Friend of The C*#@)

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable damn bastards, ungrateful ass jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole damn works.

I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
FOC wants more money – and the ex wants to fight.

The ex gets drunk and calls to bitch.
My daughter is alienated and my son thinks I'm rich.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from FOC send me a letter.

They say I owe support - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever said Santa Claus had any money?
And the courts these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh!ts.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
just to keep a roof over my damn head,
I made a ton of yo-yos – sold them to pay rent.
The FOC said give or to jail you'll be sent

Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
FOC put me in jail so I sit out this season

[Lawmoe]

Similar results in Wisconsin. The complaints were very poorly drafted