Many years ago, in the early days of the railroads, bedbugs were a problem in the sleeping cars. If someone wrote in to complain, they had a
form letter that they sent out that was all full of appologies.
A railroad official's wife had an encounter with the little critters & swiftly sent off her complaint to the head of the houskeeping department. The guy attached a note stating that a clerk should "send this bitch the bedbug letter." The clerk did so, however, he failed to remove the note. That's when the $$$$ hit the fan & the rest is history.
Shut someone up by sending a letter that says a lot & means
nothing. "The Bedbug Letter"
Maybe this will help.
How to feel better and have a good day......
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "John Kerry."
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get
rid of John Kerry?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button
firmly.
7. Feel better?
You never get a second chance to make a first impression!