Words women use

[Davy]

WORDS WOMEN USE

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FINE:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.  Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES:  This is half an hour.  It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING:  This means "something," and you should be on your toes.  "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.  "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that >will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD ( With Raised Eyebrows!) :  This is a dare.  One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" >and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) :  This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH:  This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH:  Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content.  Your best bet is to not move or breathe so that she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY:  This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.  "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD! :  At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO:  This is not a statement; it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth; if you are careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS:  A woman is thanking you. Do not faint! Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT:  This is much different from "Thanks."  A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and the comment will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."  Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you, "Nothing."

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!  And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

[Kitty C.]

I've seen this before and so much of it is true..but what amazes me is that DH uses a LOT of them, too!

And I know there was one for men too, but for the life of me, I can't remember where I saw it!  

[Peanutsdad]

Backs slowly away from the thread. There are some things even I wont go near....

[sweetnsad]

What's really funny is that I do most of that...SCAAAARRRYYY!

[Davy]

PD .. you must know the ole sailor's motto :

NEVER, but NEVER, piss in the wind........

[Indigo Mom]

FINE, pd, FINE!  That's ok....you go right ahead!!!!

[MYSONSDAD]

  Great insight!


"Children learn what they live"

[StPaulieGirl]

They forgot that one.

Also any sentence containing with the word "you".:D