OT, but funny as hell.

[Peanutsdad]

My MOTHER sent me this this mornin. Not like her at all, she doesnt normally spam my email......



Dear Abby,
> >
> > I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has
> > recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
> My parents live in
> Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in
> Pflugerville, is married to
> a transvestite.
> >
> > My father and mother have recently been arrested
> for growing and
> selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on
> my other two sisters,
> who
> are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one
> is currently serving a
> non-parole
> life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a
> teenage boy in 1994. My
> other brother
> is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
> misconduct with his three
> children.
> >
> > I have recently become engaged to marry a former
> prostitute who lives
> in Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All
> things considered, my
> > problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward
> to bringing her into
> the
> > family. I certainly want to be totally open and
> honest with her.
> >
> > Should I tell her about my cousin who supports
> John Kerry for
> President?
> >
> > Signed,
> > Worried About My Reputation

[wendl]

:)


**These are my opinions, they are not legal advice**

[kitten]

Thanks, needed a good laugh!  :7