F4J Closes 60 Courts

[Bolivar OH]

A poster at DD

Author: Kipling
Date:   08-03-04 22:10

BOSTON (DPI) – Tuesday afternoon, Eric Ericson appeared before the news media after a lengthy absence from the public eye to address the beastiality charges that have been leveled against him by the Washburn County Attorney, Yuri Pigg. Ericson's, appearance was motivated by the County Attorney's unexpected release of blood, semen, and hair test results supporting allegations that Ericson attempted to inseminate a family of hoary bats found in his mother's attic.

Appearing in a batman outfit on the courthouse steps along with his most vocal supporter, William Jefferson Clinton, who also dressed as the boy wonder, Ericson read from a prepared statement, "I have never had sexual relations with that bat." Ericson waffled when questioned about his own eerie resemblance to the State's Hoary bat population whose features were enumerated in the State's complaint against Ericson as: beady eyes, furry ears and pig nose. Ericson was equally nonplused when questioned about reports that bat guano had been discovered on his minature proboscis.

When asked to explain his batman outfit, Ericson explained, "As a Men's rights movement, we have to take action and begin a revolution across this nation to promote men's rights." Citing years of research into military strategies, coups and government overthrow, Ericson stated that his organization, FIRM, was now focusing on the most effective means to induce social change which were derived from Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Only two days earlier, Firm Member Jay W. Jr. perished when, dressed as Wile Coyote, he used an Acme jetpack in an attempt to interrupt the Maine Supreme Court as it was deliberating on a custody case. To the utter chagrin of onlookers, Jay was accidentally flattened when a 20-ton anvil meant to crush the judicial pundits fell on his head after landing. Ericson confirmed that Mr. Coyote (aka Jay w. Jr.) was one of several FIRM agents who have volunteered to help fight for truth, justice and the American way.

In response to this threat to domestic security, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld reportedly is grooming a covert unit led by Scooby-Doo, Mr. Magoo and Winnie the Pooh. President Bush committed his full support to the cartoon initiative after a White House strategy session with Fat Albert and Tweety Bird. The president then retreated to the Oval Office to huddle with Homer Simpson, Yogi Bear and Bullwinkle for advice on communicating his message to the American people.

[motivator]

Pretty entertaining kipling. :)


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[Bolivar OH]

A poster at DD

Author: Kipling
Date:   08-03-04 22:10

BOSTON (DPI) – Tuesday afternoon, Eric Ericson appeared before the news media after a lengthy absence from the public eye to address the beastiality charges that have been leveled against him by the Washburn County Attorney, Yuri Pigg. Ericson's, appearance was motivated by the County Attorney's unexpected release of blood, semen, and hair test results supporting allegations that Ericson attempted to inseminate a family of hoary bats found in his mother's attic.

Appearing in a batman outfit on the courthouse steps along with his most vocal supporter, William Jefferson Clinton, who also dressed as the boy wonder, Ericson read from a prepared statement, "I have never had sexual relations with that bat." Ericson waffled when questioned about his own eerie resemblance to the State's Hoary bat population whose features were enumerated in the State's complaint against Ericson as: beady eyes, furry ears and pig nose. Ericson was equally nonplused when questioned about reports that bat guano had been discovered on his minature proboscis.

When asked to explain his batman outfit, Ericson explained, "As a Men's rights movement, we have to take action and begin a revolution across this nation to promote men's rights." Citing years of research into military strategies, coups and government overthrow, Ericson stated that his organization, FIRM, was now focusing on the most effective means to induce social change which were derived from Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Only two days earlier, Firm Member Jay W. Jr. perished when, dressed as Wile Coyote, he used an Acme jetpack in an attempt to interrupt the Maine Supreme Court as it was deliberating on a custody case. To the utter chagrin of onlookers, Jay was accidentally flattened when a 20-ton anvil meant to crush the judicial pundits fell on his head after landing. Ericson confirmed that Mr. Coyote (aka Jay w. Jr.) was one of several FIRM agents who have volunteered to help fight for truth, justice and the American way.

In response to this threat to domestic security, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld reportedly is grooming a covert unit led by Scooby-Doo, Mr. Magoo and Winnie the Pooh. President Bush committed his full support to the cartoon initiative after a White House strategy session with Fat Albert and Tweety Bird. The president then retreated to the Oval Office to huddle with Homer Simpson, Yogi Bear and Bullwinkle for advice on communicating his message to the American people.

[motivator]

Pretty entertaining kipling. :)


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