Saddam's oldest daughter, Raghad, insists that her father was drugged. I'm wondering if maybe our guys spotted that exhaust pipe(disgused by dried figs and salamis), and shot down some gas. How funny! That's a possible reason why that varmint didn't fire a shot, or blow his brains out. I swear he looked like a wino waking up with a hangover :-)
See if he had gone out shooting like Odelay and Amscray, he'd be a martyr in some circles. This way he looks like a chickenshit coward. Hehehe....
Some say that Saddam really wants an international trial so he can get up there and spew the usual garbage, and to make his last stand against the West. If they won't hang him, like Mussolini and Nicolae Ceasescu(sp), then put him in a small jail cell, blast "Ace of Spades", and feed him chitlins until he dies. Endless loops of George Bush speeches, Barney, and Teletubby shows would be a nice touch.
Oh wait, I think Barney is against the Geneva convention. I'm sure the Kurds can come up with something more humane )(