Don't get any pets when you're married, you'll have to support them in a divorce....

[joni]

http://news.lycos.co.uk/querkies/040809174213.fuurunpu.xml.html


Ex Wife's Dog Bites Man in Wallet

A Canadian man got off the leash by divorcing from his wife, but was ordered by a judge to pay 200 dollars a month in doggie-alimony.

Four-year-old St Bernard, Crunchy, is munching his way through a monthly bill of 200 dollars (150 US) in food, health bills and general care giving, the National Post newspaper reported.

Pampering the pooch is truck driver Kenneth Duncan, of western Alberta province, in what is thought to be the first court order of its kind in Canada.

The 200 dollar assessment is about a third of what Duncan would be required to pay his ex-wife Barbara Boschee had there been a child involved -- but the ruling doesn't involve any visitation rights.

[janM]

:-)

[msme]

You never get a second chance to make a first impression!

[Peanutsdad]

Surely you jest.

[MYSONSDAD]

What about the kitties, gold fish and gerbals? Maybe someone should sue on discrimination...

[Kitty C.]

Who do I sue????????  ;-)